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I Tried

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When I wrote my “New Year’s resolution” blog, one of my goals was to not ask the question, “What’s for dinner?”  I truly understood how difficult and irritating it must be to come up with something to eat EVERY single night.

Since writing that, I have discovered this is almost a universal irritant for both sexes – most men really look forward to eating a good meal and most spouses hate to constantly have that responsibility.  Therefore, I sought a solution.

There are many complete meal services out there.  They deliver a set number of meals every week.  Some just send the ingredients and preparation instructions; others send complete meals with microwave instructions.  I chose to try the latter.  I will not give the company name for reasons that will become obvious.

I placed an order for six meals to be delivered on February 1.  That would take care of three dinners for the two of us that week.  You use their packaging; pop the dinners in the microwave for three minutes; let it sit for two minutes and eat.  No fuss and no muss – perfect!

On Monday, February 1, we had a major snowstorm.  I was informed that our meals would not arrive until the following day due to road conditions.  I understood the problem.  They credited my account for $10.50 and apologized.

On Tuesday, February 2, I received word that our meals would not be delivered that day either.  Again, the problem was weather-related.

On Wednesday, February 3, via email, we were asked to pick out our meals for the following week.  I called customer service to explain that we still had not been able to try our first order and that I was apprehensive to order again until I was satisfied that this was a good idea.  They understood and put us on “Pause” for the following week.

Later that day, just before dinner, our six meals arrived.  We were excited to open the package and dine.  We did and the two meals we chose for that night were quite good.  I then received the following email which said, in part,

“We’re sorry to say we won’t be able to deliver your order in time this week. Because of this delay, your meals will have been unrefrigerated for an amount of time that makes them unsafe to eat. To not further inconvenience you, we have asked the carrier to discard your package, although there’s a chance it will still arrive. If this happens, please dispose of the meals without eating them.”

We certainly could not abide by the “without eating them” part; we had already eaten one.  The other meals looked fine so for the next two days, we ate the rest of them.  We are still alive.  They refunded our money for those meals.

We scheduled our next delivery for Monday, February 15.  They arrived.  The problem this time was that two of the six were meals we did not order.  And, we did not care for the substituted meals at all.  I, again, went on their chat site.  They again apologized, refunded some money and promised to do better.

Monday, February 22, was up next.  We ordered six meals again.  Two emails arrived confirming two separate orders of six meals each!  Twelve meals were scheduled to arrive on February 22.  Back to the chat room I went, explaining that I had only ordered six meals.  They said I had been assigned two memberships and they chose the other six meals for me.  I saw they had billed me twice and they promised to credit my account.  I said I would accept the meals we had ordered.

At that point, I canceled my subscription.  Or should I say, subscriptions, since they sent me two emails to say Goodbye for now

On Monday, February 22, our meals arrived – not six, but 12!!  Two that I had ordered, but the steak dinners were not included.

I wanted desperately to make life a bit easier for my wife.  It did not work out.

No one can say that I didn’t try.


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