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The views expressed in this blog are<\/em> those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of RCN or any other agency, organization, employer or company.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cDue to the Coronavirus\u201d (how many times have I heard, read, or written these words in the past four months?), The Great Allentown Fair<\/a> will not be held this year.\u00a0 That is the announcement that came just this past week.\u00a0 So the Fair became just another of the many casualties that has been canceled this summer.<\/p>\n

But the announcement did jog my memory about past Fairs.\u00a0 A couple of weeks ago, I reminisced about some of my trials and tribulations in broadcasting my very first soccer match (Reflection #1 \u2013 7\/6\/20).\u00a0 I promised I might do a bit more career reflections since the sports news these days is quite sparse.\u00a0 So I now turn my attention to The Great Allentown Fair.<\/p>\n

I used to do reports from the Fair every year.\u00a0 I would do a five-minute interview with celebrities, midway acts, and visitors every half hour in a three-hour span.\u00a0 In between, we would present a taping of some of the Fair attractions \u2013 I remember doing the Demolition Derby, for example.\u00a0 The LIVE interviews did not always go as planned.<\/p>\n

I interviewed Tony Orlando and Dawn at the peak of their careers (\u201cTie a Yellow Ribbon \u2018Round the Old Oak Tree\u201d) on the midway.\u00a0 I don\u2019t remember the interview as much as the crowd simply crushing me and them once people realized they had actually come out to the midway to talk to me.\u00a0 It was both frightening and exciting.\u00a0 They just took it in stride.\u00a0 They were used to fame \u2013 I didn\u2019t know what fame was.<\/p>\n

I interviewed Liza Minnelli, but she set some very strict boundaries, one of which was that she would not be interviewed in the midway.\u00a0 I talked to her on the track of the stage area.\u00a0 She seemed a bit standoffish, seemed a bit bored, but I filled the five minutes, probably with some inane questions.<\/p>\n

The midway acts always provided the most interesting five minutes.\u00a0 I\u2019ll start with what I call the \u201c-est\u201d interviews.\u00a0 I spoke with the World\u2019s Ugliest Man.\u00a0 He was a rather portly fellow and actually not that ugly.\u00a0 I mentioned that to him as if he was erroneously promoting himself.\u00a0 At that point, he took his bottom lip and completely covered his nose with it.\u00a0 That, indeed, created ugliness.<\/p>\n

I interviewed the World\u2019s Youngest Snake Charmer. She was a cute four-year-old.\u00a0\u00a0 I had to kneel to talk to her.\u00a0 She gave plenty of cute answers and then a young man came and handed her a blanket.\u00a0 Once the blanket was removed, there was a six-foot python in her hands.\u00a0 Since it is hard to run when kneeling, I asked her if the snake might hurt her as it was beginning to slither towards my microphone hand.\u00a0 She responded in her very cute voice, \u201cNo, it won\u2019t hurt me (pause), but it might hurt you!\u201d\u00a0 Suffice it to say, I don\u2019t believe I filled the full five minutes.<\/p>\n

Next was the World\u2019s Fattest Woman and she was, hoping not to sound insensitive, very fat.\u00a0 She weighed about 600 pounds and had recently gotten out of a hospital in Pittsburgh for an appendix operation.\u00a0 I asked her about that and she said the hospital had to get a lift just to put her in a bed, cut into her very thick layer of fat, remove her appendix, and sew well over 100 stitches to close the incision.\u00a0 I found it to be a very sad story, but she was happy to be back to work.<\/p>\n

The Fair is an agricultural as well as entertainment venue.\u00a0 One of my more interesting moments was when I talked to kids who were 4H Club winners for raising goats.\u00a0 There were three or four young people with an equal number of goats.\u00a0 As I was talking to the Club members, the goats began to chew on my sport coat.\u00a0 They were attempting to devour the material.\u00a0 I was trying to carry on a conversation.\u00a0 Then, one goat decided that the microphone cord looked rather appetizing.\u00a0 He began to chew on the cord.\u00a0 I would hold the mike out to get an answer and the goat would grab it in his teeth and yank it as hard as he could.\u00a0 It sounds funny now, but having your clothes being destroyed and risking electrocuting a goat was not my idea of fun.<\/p>\n

I will leave you with, perhaps, the best answer I ever received to one of my questions.\u00a0 Years ago, the Fair, like many fairs around the country, also, offered some more adult entertainment.\u00a0 The producer had lined up an interview with one of the exotic dancers who was performing on the midway.\u00a0 She was scantily clad as we began our conversation and I immediately recognized that this was going to be a difficult five minutes.\u00a0 The young lady only gave me one word or very short answers to my questions.\u00a0 Do you know how many questions you have to ask in five minutes if the responses are so short?\u00a0 My mind was racing as I tried to come up with a question that needed a longer response.\u00a0 I finally asked, \u201cI\u2019m sure the viewers at home would like to know what a typical day is like for you at the Fair.\u201d\u00a0 She looked at me as if she did not quite understand the question so I repeated it.\u00a0 \u201cWhat is a typical day like for you at the Fair?\u201d<\/p>\n

She answered, \u201cMonday\u201d.<\/p>\n

ABOVE THE EARS (SOME MUSINGS)<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. MLB<\/a> teams are filling their seats with cutouts of their fans. The Brewers<\/a> sold out their first 500 and are selling another 500.\u00a0 The price seems to be @ $150-$300 and the \u201cfans\u201d will be positioned so the cutouts show up during the broadcasts.\u00a0 Crowd noise will also be piped in.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    1. The Canadian federal government will not allow the Toronto Blue Jays<\/a> to play in Toronto this baseball season. They reason that because the team will have to cross the border into the US on a number of occasions and opposing teams would have to come into Canada (some with very high infection rates), they would risk bringing the virus back to Canada.\u00a0 They need to find an American venue.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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      1. MLB baseball starts this week and the Phillies<\/a> find themselves in the toughest division for sure. Despite their talent, where will they finish with the Nationals, Braves, Mets, and Marlins battling against them?\u00a0 Add to that challenge they must play the Yankees, Rays, Red Sox, Blue Jays, and the Orioles in the inter-league match-ups. It should make for great competition.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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        1. It is beginning to look more likely that there will not be a college football season this fall. The Ivy League<\/a>, Patriot League<\/a>, PSAC have all canceled their fall sports.\u00a0 The major colleges have shortened seasons as of now, but might curtail them altogether in the next few weeks.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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          1. The PIAA<\/a> this week said that fall sports, including football, will go on as scheduled. They will meet again in early August.\u00a0 Might they change their mind?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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